Saturday 11 July 2015

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

Pass the electric fan and the ice cold Snapple cause this collection is HAAAWWWTTT BETTTCH. It's so juicy I almost felt inclined to bite into these glowing holo glitter glass bottles. This is FUN Lacquer's new Summer 2015 collection - six vivid oh-so-saturated holo jellies with scattered micro gold holographic glitters throughout!

You can find these at my fav nail polish shop, Live Love Polish, for international shipping (best option for USA and Canada customers, ships out of USA), or direct from FUN Lacquer (ships out of Singapore)!

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection
FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection



Where tf do I begin?!???????

Here's some holo pic porn to get your senses tingling... speaking of porn, there is a full 1min long live holo action YouTube porno that will be up on FUN Lacquer's YouTube soon!

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

AH;AJHF;FJAJF;JAJ; JUICE MEEEE TAKE MEEEEEYYY

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

There is literally candy on my nails.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

BAM. Moar holo.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

Let's start with actual swatches, hmmmmk?

Swatch conditions:

Blueeee I love youuuu so here's Blue Tears! A vibrant cobalt blue, this baby sure blue me away. HAHA SO LAME I TAKE THAT BACK. This blue is like the colour I wish I was brave enough to dye my hair. That plus I also actually want gold holo glitters in my hair to match this polish... I think I just invented the next big thing in beauty. HOLO HAIR COMING TO A BEAUTY BLOGGER NEAR YOU.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection


Next up, Goodness of the Dawn, a vibrant candy apple so devilishly red I wanted to scratch a bitch. This is what Rihanna should have been wearing in her new video, Bitch Better Have My Money. Who needs money when it looks like you got ground up gold bricks on yo nailz, bitch.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection


Green Foliage is the elegant classy betch of this collection. She's more like 'I don't do bright colours' but she's still a little skank on the side after brunch, you know what I'm sayin'? I love this warm-undertone earth green, it's perfect for a fall mani with that extra punch of gold holo glitter, cause plain creme polish on your nails is boring af.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection


Seductive Marmalade got me like ohhhhhhh yeahhhh I'm literally about to suck the pulp out of a Florida orange. How the hell FUN Lacquers got this collection so saturated I will never know. Some of the strongest most vibrant base colours in here, and guess what, no staining whatsoever (none of the colours!) That makes a betch proud.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection


One of my faves, Glitzy Glam sounds like the ditz at the party you'd probably take advantage of, even if just by stealing her lipstick, but she's a colour like no other. This vivid teal/turquoise is super rich and reminds me of a Caribbean ocean I imagine exists but can never be sure because I haven't seen it yet. If I do it will be a magical day, and I will pick up the gold holo glitter sand and party like it's 1999.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection


Hollllyyyyy shieeeett Moonlight Nocturne is by far my absolute fave in this collection, cause like wtf is this unicorn majestic colour?!?! It is a true blurple in that it's both purple and blue (in real life it's a tad more purple than my photos) - and it's THE most saturated blurple I have seen IN MY LIFEEEEE. And I have seen a lot of nail polish, you know. This is queen betch right here. Who tf is Beyonce?

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection
FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

I leave you with a random collage cause I was so entranced by them I just kept making collages and couldn't stop. You know how it is.

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection

FUN Lacquer Summer 2015 Collection
And that's what we call a holo overload.

My faves are: Blue Tears, Moonlight Nocturne, and Glitzy Glam. But the orange and red are so juicy tho!!! BAAHHH I CAN NEVER DECIDE WHY DO BLOGGERS ALWAYS PUT THEIR "FAVES" AT THE END OF THEIR POSTS THAT'S SO STUPIDLY CRUEL TO MAKE ME CHOOSE.

Get whatever you want (or just all of them) from Live Love Polish for best shipping option to USA, Canada or international, or direct from FUN Lacquer (ships from Singapore).

*Polishes were provided by FUN Lacquer for my impartial review.

7 comments:

  1. No words. Actually, I do have some words. These are some of the most fabulous creations I have ever seen and I want to buy some cars and a few thousand gallons of these babies and paint the cars with them and drive around town and dazzle people with the depth and holo perfection. That is all. (By the way, your swatches look absolutely amazing! Your nails look a bit squarer than usual and Iove them. Am I just imagining it? Either way, they look stunning!)

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  2. I love your blog and youtube channel! I'm a beginner when it comes to nail art (or even at painting nails..) and I want to buy some fabulous polishes. The thing is that I'm from Sweden and a poor student who can't afford buying several different nail polishes in different colors from different brands. I can get most of the common brands here in Sweden but I can't find any good glitter or holo polishes. (I have actually not found any holo here in Sweden). Because of that I want to order some holo online, but don't know which brand to invest in. Can you recommend some holo brands? And if you already have done a blog post about it, I'm sorry and I would appreciate if someone would link it :)

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    1. Some favorites are A England, Picture Polish, FUN Lacquer, and I Love Nail Polish. However, if you can't invest in holo polishes, you should consider just getting a bottle of holo top coat. Then you can turn any polish into a holo polish and it's amazing! FUN Lacquer makes a great one and so does I Love Nail Polish. China Glaze has "Fairy Dust" which is both cheap and a fan favorite throughout the blogosphere.

      I hope this helps!

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  3. You have to tell your favourites if people have difficulties choosing their own, they just might rely on you with that. That's why. ;)

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