Sparkly rainbow watermarble with NO WATER

My nails look like such juicy rainbow candy I'm having a hard time not eating them.

How's about these for some sparkly rainbow watermarble nails over holo involving NO ACTUAL WATERMARBLING? We all know how much I hate that shit. It's pretty much my life mission to find all the watermarble cheats in the land. This one appears most promising so far and it's super easy.  Plus the way the cheat is designed it actually begs to be put over holo! Check out the video tutorial to see how it all goes down.

 

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Instagram update 2.HOLO

I did my original Instagram nails just a month ago and NOW Instagram decides to change their logo after... how many goddamn years of existence on the internets??? Annoying. 

The logo is strange to me because it no longer looks like a camera (dishwasher? earring? keychain? condom package?) but I am happy it's a rainbow gradient. That's one step closer to holo in my books. Of course I added a holo top coat to perfect it.

 

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CHEAT at Watermarble Part 5! (Legit easiest hack)

You've seen me cheat at watermarble once, twice, three times, and four times... and here's a fifth! This one involves literally stealing the watermarble design from the witch. I chose Galina from Yagala as my victim for this round (she enjoyed it) and the rest is watermarble cheat history!

 

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Giant Mochi stamper nails!

A giant stamper?! Why yes, you could stamp your whole hand if you wanted to! (Yes I thought about it, I love these squishy things). I tried out the new Mochi stamper from Bundle Monster and although I admit I am not a stamping wizard, it turned out okay for my standards lol. The idea behind this gigantic stamper is that you can stamp all your nails in one go! I did two different stamps for some random alternating colour action, but the idea behind this is pretty cool! 

You can get this giant squishy stamper from Bundle Monster and use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!

 

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Rainbow smoke nails | Mani swap with Elleandish!

When acid does great things to your nails!

I was inspired by Janelle of Elleandish to create these rainbow smoke nails! We worked together to bring you guys a "mani-swap", which is a popular concept on Instagram (#maniswap) where two nail artists get inspired by the other to create a nail art, and then BAM, you get 4 awesome manis! Cause 2 x 2 is 4! Yay math

 

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Unicorn window to your soul

What happens when you put unicorn skin over holo? MAGIC THAT'S WHAT.

I peeled off Charlie the Unicorn's skin (100% ethically and cruelty free harvested of course) and put it over holo and under a pastel gradient with extra unicorn dandruff on top. Yes, I know these don't fit that nicely over my nail, if you watch the video you'll see the struggle!

 

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Unicorn veins on your nails

I HAVE FOUND THE CAPILLARIES OF THE MAJESTIC UNICORN and have harvested them for use in my nail arts. Just like unicorn skins, unicorn veins are made up of iridescent colour-shifting magical properties, but more vascular. Have no fear unicorn PETA groups, these veins were harvested from unicorn organ donors who were all killed in a tragic accident. The unicorns have passed but they have lent their bodies to science!

K this is getting weird.

 

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Oil spill / oil slick nails

I've always had the strange desire to have a toxic-looking oil spill on my nails... primarily because rainbows. So I finally located some foils to do just that! Check out the easy tutorial below!

 

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Rainbow holo edgy gradient with one-coat holos?!

Time for some holosexual nail porn with ONE-COATER vibrant holos from SuperChic Lacquer!! Yes, you heard me, these saturated af holographic wonders are opaque in ONE PERFECT COAT, WAAAT.

These holos will be restocked in SuperChic's shop on February 12 at 4PM PST/7PM EST. Be there or be no holo and just, bye. Use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!!

 

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Rainbow foil and holo

Rainbow foil plus holo because a rainbow is not a real rainbow without it. For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Glitz n Glam and the prompt is Foil/Flakes! So I went with the foil side and decided to try out some foil again since I last did over a year ago!

 

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How to CHEAT at Watermarble Part 1

THE TIME HAS COME! To beat the watermarble system cause, honestly, to hell with that goddamn cup. It was only a matter of time before I threw it in someone's face.

CHEAT WATERMARBLE PART #1: Use watermarble inspired nail vinyls! I get all mine from Twinkled T - you can use my code SIMPLY for 10% off! 

 

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Sparkly highlighter rainbow nail art

FINALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BORED IN MATH CLASS. Try out this highlighter-over-silver-holo-glitter look for the most bomb-ass school-supply nails since schools were a thing. I even tested out THREE different kinds of highlighters (there's three different kinds of highlighters? what?) to determine which one yielded the best and most rainbowiest result! I used the new Simply Neat Miracle Mat to perform my experiments. Watch the video below!

 

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Fireworks New Years nails

Fireworks... or pom-poms? palm trees? colourful squid? Damn it sucks when you can't paint good.

Oh well there's plenty of flakies and holo to redirect your attention!

 

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White shattered glass nails with multi-chrome shifts

White unicorn skins have landed! After doing some black and holographic shattered glass nails, I felt like trying out a more "angelic" look over white! But obviously, because I can never keep anything simple, I added a twist of multi-chrome! FUN Lacquer's Blessing is one of the most powerful colour-shifting multi-chromes out there, going from a beautiful green to teal to blue to purple BAM I LOVE IT!! Almost as much as holo... not quite... but almost.

 

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Holographic shattered glass nails so badass rn

HOLY SHIT UNICORNS LOOK AT MY NAILS!!! 

For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Elegant and the prompt is shattered glass! As always I throw that elegant thing out the window and just focus on how badass and awesome this is!!!?!? WTFFFFF why did all the shattered glass nail artists before not use holo?!?!? Obviously because they aren't in a relationship with a unicorn.

 

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Galaxy nail art with holo and flakies

In a galaxy far, far away, there's so much holo and flakies than there's no wars or crime, because everyone is always happy. 

For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Holo and the prompt is Galaxy! Finally! Something I actually listen to and follow accordingly.

 

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Bubble nails trend: WTF?!

Bubble nails um.... wtf?!

It's a trend, maybe it's blown over by now, maybe not, but either way, listen to me rant off some opinions on this epidemic.

 

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Clarins 230 - The history of the Unicorn Pee

The historial, highly coveted unicorn pee nail polish has FOUND ITS WAY TO MY NAILS. Wow. I am so honoured that such a supernatural creative would grace my hands with its urinary excrements. 

So you may have heard me mention in my nail polish collection video that I indeed have an original bottle of Clarins 230 aka "Unicorn Pee", but you wouldn't have seen it on my nails up until now. That's cause it took me a year to finally get around to doing this set of videos... woops. Don't blame me, blame the extinction of the unicorn.

In any case, enjoy photos of the legendary piss of the unicorn, an up-close-and-personal video feed of its magical and enchanting properties, and the officially unofficial history of this landmark nail polish!  

Clarins 230 nail polish, i.e., something you should never buy yourself unless you're a rich af asshole

 

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No-water holographic (drag) watermarble!

A whole week between nail arts this time, eh? *sweats* Meanwhile people on YouTube asking me to post videos every day and I'm like: umm..... YouTube is not my job. I am an average adult in society and work at a desk in an office with terrible lighting that does not do holo justice for 40 hours a week. So unless someone wants to go in for me every day (or pay me millions to quit), then I likely cannot post YouTube videos every day ;)

Blah blah blah HERE'S MOAR NAILS. For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is jewel tones and the prompt is drag marble! Cause you can never have enough practice at trying to be Russian (see here and here).

 

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Stained glass glitter placement + easy removal!

Five hours and a lot of snapple crack later... came these nails. These took the longest to do of any glitter placement I've done (not that I've done that many), but in any case, DON'T THEY LOOK SWEET?! For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is jewel tones and the prompt is stained glass! I actually listened again (I'm on a roll).

These nails were inspired by Glitterfingersss on Instagram (she also has a blog here), but she doesn't make video tutorials so I just had to do the world a service and figure out how to do these myself, then show everyone!

 

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