About/Contact

So you wanna get to know me?
Me, being weird.

I'm Cristine, Canadian eh, and that's me sitting in a cubicle, which is NOT where the nail polish magic happens. (Pssst... je suis bilingue!)

I'm a crime statistics analyst by day, and nail polish criminal and nail art fiend by night. I have a Master’s degree in Sociology with a concentration in Criminology, but don't let those fancy words fool you, I'm working towards my MNA (Master of Nail Art... yep).  *sarcasm*

I love Shirley Temples, have two fluffy children that some people call cats, and a very understanding boyfriend who puts up with me blabbing about nail polish all night. 

Send me whatever you want here! (companies: please contact me first and visit my disclosure policy page)
Cristine / Simply Nailogical
P.O. Box 35051 Westgate
Ottawa, ON
K1Z 1A2
CANADA

Check out an interview I did for Nailpolis Magazine in June of 2014 if you want to know more about my nail art story, including where I find my inspiration, who some of my fav big nail bloggers are, and how I first got into nail art.

Read another interview from November of 2015 I did for Nail It! magazine where I shared sometime stupid I did since starting nails and which celebrity's nails I would paint if I had the chance!







Bonus: Lounge chair pic of my my two children chillin' like villains.




Have a burning question for me or just want to tell me how much you love cats too? Email me (simplynailogical@gmail.com)! I can't always respond to emails due to the volume but I try and read them all :) 

New: Snapchat! Username: simplynailogica (bastards didn't give me enough room for my L)

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Please see this page for my disclosure policy.

51 comments:

  1. Just watched your review of peel-off protection stuff. Really enjoyed it!
    I actually have a bottle of liquid latex (by Schmincke, a German brand) that hasn't dried out - but it is still no good. It takes forever to dry and it comes off in a thousand stickey rolls. Just now I have tried the new Dance Legend masking stuff - which is a lovely turquoise by the way - and it works great: dries fast, peels off like a dream. The only thing is, it stinks of ammonia so badly, it takes your breath away. But with a clothes peg on your nose, it could be just the ticket.
    Thank you so much for a helpful and very entertaining comparison,
    many regards to you AND your cats, from Amsterdam!


    BJ

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    1. Hi love your videos and yes you can find yourself when you search nail art

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    2. can we get cristinse number so we can see her on facetime?

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  2. I love watching your videos on youtube, you crack me up! I also love Menchie and have 2 cats myself! You are so much like me its funny, I went to school for criminal justice, but you have a masters and I don't.....good for you! I would love to have your job actually, that's weird but oh well :) I just started nail stuff to be my creative outlet from my crappy job (child protective services investigator), sounds interesting, its not. Anyway, love your videos, you're hilarious and I look forward to a new one every week! I also just bought TwinkledT vinyl's and waiting for their arrival! I cannot freehand either so it will help me make a straight line, ha ha.
    KEEP THE HOLO COMING!! :)

    Thanks,
    Jennifer T.
    San Antonio, Texas

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  3. OK... so I was recently told my my doc that because of "age-related changes" my nails are destined to crack forever!!! My nails have ridges and they split vertically as soon as the nail tip reaches the top of my finger...ouch! I have 3 nails that ALWAYS do this. Am I destined to gel nails or nubbies for the rest of my life? I've tried home shellacs, gels, liquid acrylic ... NOTHING has worked. I've gone with bare nails, taken Biotin, eaten gelatin, filed, clipped, buffed, oiled,...only God knows! HELP!!!!

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    1. Try bliss kiss nail oil. It really does make a difference. My nails were always breaking and like you, I tried everything. Now I have long strong nails because of bliss kiss. She has the link in the nail care section

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    2. Another option is CND's Solar Oil Nail and Cuticle Conditioner. It may not be as good as Bliss kiss but it is much cheaper if you don't want to spend as much. I found mine at Target I think and it was only about a dollar.

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    3. I love watching ur videos and wonder how u r so good at nail art. every time I try I wonder how u do it. I love ur cats and have one myself. please dont stop making videos

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  4. I love your nail vids. HUGE FAN! and i love listening to your voice. Fav Youtuber!

    http://glamxur.blogspot.com/

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  5. I have three questions. One, what does it mean when the little white crescent moon at the base of your nail near the cuticle (Luna?) Gets smaller? Am I doing something wrong? Also, I like this nail polish brand that is kind of like a drug store brand, can you maybe do some reviews on their polishes? They're called Kleancolor and I got 48 of them including one holo for like 30 american dollars, and even though they chip kindof easily I really like their colors and I would like your opinion!
    LT
    Nashville, TN

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  6. girl i love you and follow you and am a fateful subscriber but take my offer on the weekly give away so people who can't get this stuff, well can get the stuff, if you take the offer run with it and have fun

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  7. hey puddin! i am cheshire cat a huge fan and i am bi sexual! yell at the ass holes that gave you bad coments for your american pride nail art video cuz i loved it! see you soon girl! :D

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  8. hey puddin! i am cheshire cat a huge fan and i am bi sexual! yell at the ass holes that gave you bad coments for your american pride nail art video cuz i loved it! see you soon girl! :D

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  9. I lobes u Cristine please bee my bad place please.s. I'm not a Les Ian but I'm a holose

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  10. Okay that came out wrong I said be my bad Cristine and I'm a hold sexual

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  11. I enjoy reading your blog!!

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  12. Omg Christine you hit 1M on Instagram !!! Good job!!!💅🏻💅🏻

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  13. how do u place the stashology the gradient guide the home and other stuff at the top of your blog? and how do you place a picture on the top of blog

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  15. Christine! This holo powder is like adding catnip to Menchi's regular dietary intake. It was a very, very welcome addition to my holosexual addiction. In other words, WOW(Where or when) can I get some? I checked through Twinkle T's web site and found it listed under Nails 21. This was good but When I was about to order some of it, the price was all in Euros (I think). The rest, when not translated, was in Portuguese which us all right . But this doesn't fix my problem. How can I get some, where can I get some and how much will it cost me? I am hoping you read this and get back to me. Oh by the way my name is Brenda. Other than this post I'm not sure hoe to get a hold of you.

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  16. Christine! This holo powder is like adding catnip to Menchi's regular dietary intake. It was a very, very welcome addition to my holosexual addiction. In other words, WOW(Where or when) can I get some? I checked through Twinkle T's web site and found it listed under Nails 21. This was good but When I was about to order some of it, the price was all in Euros (I think). The rest, when not translated, was in Portuguese which us all right . But this doesn't fix my problem. How can I get some, where can I get some and how much will it cost me? I am hoping you read this and get back to me. Oh by the way my name is Brenda. Other than this post I'm not sure hoe to get a hold of you.

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  17. Hi Cristine!!! You are my QUEEN!!! I love YOU and your channel…AAAAAND I decided that I want to sketch you. Can you send me a picture of you that you like through email? (my email is nadine.pigida@live.com) I will sketch that and send it to you under the subject DRAWING YOU. I will also post a video of the finished drawing on my new YouTube channel ( Nadine Jellybean ). Also, you are the most sarcastic and funny woman ever! You make even my worst days better…YOU ARE THE BEST  Thank you for all the laughs. Thank you for everything! I’m so glad!! (me in this situation ->) Haha this is becoming very mushy *switches the topic*…HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO!!!!! There we go…

    P.S. – I live in Canada (in Toronto) and I REALLY want to meet you!!!  When will you come to Toronto? (if you ever will lol)

    With lots of love,
    Nadine ( a fellow holosexual and Canadian )

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  18. Hey Cristine since I know your a HUGE HOLO-Sexual I thought you would like to see the new HOLO Hilighter from MILK http://www.sephora.com/holographic-stick-P411508?skuId=1840412&icid2=products%20grid:p411508

    I love your videos. Is there a Non-Latex form of the Liquid-Latex you use? I can't even breathe around Latex I'm that allergic.

    Also, My grandmother was born in Quebec. She is a Tetreault. I also took French in High School, almost 20 years ago now. I can still read it, but I can't speak much anymore.

    I have a Associates of Science in Legal Studies, a Bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice, a Crime Scene Investigation certificate degree, a paralegal Certificate degree, a Masters in Business Administration with a concentration in Computer Systems Securities. I also went to Cosmetology school and was a Beautician for over a decade. I hated doing nails, lol. But, I love watching your video's!

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  19. Hey cristine were did you get the oil spill lipstick

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  20. Idea for a video: do a shattered glass manicure.

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  21. Could you please do a video for best multichrome polish? That would be amazing.

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  22. Hi Cristine, I am just getting into bigger nail art deigns and I was wondering what your favorite nail vinyls are? It's getting too boring just doing dots and stripes and I cant freehand to save my life.

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  23. Could you make a video for how you make your left hand?

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  24. BuzzFeed recently made a video on holographic lip gloss, don't know if you heard about it before
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbMeSt0iQrk

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  25. https://www.amazon.com/ZaH-Silver-Earring-Cartoon-Jewerly/dp/B01MXOODCJ/ref=sr_1_105?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1542154665&sr=1-105&nodeID=7454922011&psd=1

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  26. cristine ,i know you will probably never see this but im going to start a slime shop,and i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee your videos so could i take some ideas inspired by you to create slime like beyyyyynnnana,holo bom (its going to be called holosexual slimes)what do you think?,canadian maple (not that fuckin aunt jimmima shit)marvellous menchie,zilly zyler.pls reply

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  27. Hi Cristine, Just letting you know there is a scam going around about a iphone Xs Give away that you are doing. Comes with your photo and this Thank you For Commenting On my Video, We are Choosing random subscriber's Go here: https://bit.ly/2Gsn0X4. I know that it isn't you. Thought you might like to warn others.

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  29. you are the best youtuber ever thank you for posting thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

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    1. by the way i am holo sexual as well

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  30. DO THESE PLEASE
    https://www.facebook.com/TheHollywoodJournal/videos/1063278503865317/?__xts__[0]=68.ARD6XyMgu2a9vBPaAYp4joKjuwTcFM5cB_f58qyEr54Dc0T6Q3O0lPAFo5z9gRT06_uD6kjenLSlOeb99vt1e4br6R2scnq-P612ogxDAycUEeuy2FLgwNVmLdaKH23pDEyL8lygegrCUj7jBb7ixS0kZgnYluxThJorpRAoRye_9FBZe840TqOP9swFLGlYfvbs7HVamrFl_IlfTBBs8DHemN6lPslvaxfhpkZrWv5XEyAqab8sK8bUBNvNLE9ZJ_NsG4EPctIn-SK4-HwM06ZkUrBdB1Kapz0pLuJlGh2cXtbzCbQZb_QRRK6mu6ikXqVWKCDh1O5Y943dQcwHdArtc67S7nMG9g&__tn__=H-R

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  31. Hello Cristine! Hope you're doing well!
    I had a job interview at a school today and they had a whole list of dress code rules including having no nail polish. So I was removing the varnish yesterday and lol oops my nails were yellow! Of course there's nothing wrong with that but lol the panel was staring at my yellow/orange nails the whole time. Made me think of you hahaha. I wish they made stick on nails that look like realistic "clean" nails.

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  32. I don't have any HOLO!!
    this Christmas I will be getting some i'm so happy u have a holoday nail polish set

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  33. I have a good idea for a video, I saw this on pinterest and immediately though of you! Not sure if you've already done one of these videos or not but here it is :)

    https://pin.it/7EuPsAo

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  34. I just watched
    Hairdresser reacts to simply Snailogical (Cristin) cutting her hair!
    By brad mondo.
    I would love to see you react to his reaction video!!!

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  35. hi cristine! I know you will most likely never see my comment, But i just want so say that you are an amazing content creator, and i think its so cool how you are able to be a serious working woman, and also a goofy nail girl. You are a big influence to me, in growing my own youtube channel, and being a strong, intelligent, woman. I watch all your youtube videos, and listen to every one of your podcasts. You have a great personality, and Ben too. You guys are so funny, and intelligent. Also, i want to say, in your simply not logical "Critine saying holo for one minute straight" video is especially great on the slowest video setting ��
    Love ya!

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  36. Anyone Here after listening to the Podcast

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  37. yeah, i listen to the podcast...

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  38. Hellooooouu... Ooghf forgot how to type your name, Srr ;-;
    Anyway..
    IM JUST MAKING SURE THAT YELLOW NAIL ISNT FROM THE BLACK NAILPOLISH & IM WORRIED :-: Srr for being worried Ive just watched this video &.. I THINK YOU NEED TO VISIT A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING WITH THAT YELLOW NAIL, IT COULD HAVE BEEN MORE WORSEN

    Also.. here's the video I was talking about

    Name of the video: Signs that your organs need help
    By: BE AMAZED
    On: YouTube (of course lol)

    Umm.. anyway, I really appreciate your videos! :3
    Bubyee!
    I hope you're doing well!
    Stay safe!

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