My Cat's first Nail Polish - Menchie the Cat!

Holy shit HOLO GLITTER GODS HAVE BLESSED THE LAND AND ALL THE KITTIES IN IT WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PINK WONDER OF THE WORLD!

It's official, my daughter, Menchie, is a porn star. 

Introducing my cat's first collaboration polish, "Menchie the Cat"! She's a light pink 100% holographic glitter in a clear base - straight up holo glitter, just like how I like it. Find it exclusively from Live Love Polish! It's the perfect polish for a holosexual ;)

Menchie the Cat - available now, click here!

 

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Catstache real cat hair nails for Movember

Hottest new nail trend alert!!! Furry nails moustache nails!

All you gotta do to achieve this new classic look is find an unsuspecting cat, extract some of his/her fur with the Furminator, and follow some quick easy steps as explained in my video below to get that cat hair on your nails.

Why am I doing this? Well, for this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Elegant and the prompt is Movember! There's nothing elegant about these catstache nails but, I don't care.

I used Nail Decor's new piCture pOlish shade Wanderlust for the base of this mani!

 

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How to bleed holo glitter for Holoween

OH MY GOD YES GLITTER YES ALL UP ON MY HAND YESSSSSS

For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Holo and the prompt is HOLOWEEN! Muhahahahahah. I had. Nothing. To do. With this.....

So naturally I had to go all out this season and deck out my entire hand. Cause why stop at your nails?! You gotta watch the tutorial for some sexy ass glitter porn ;)

 

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Evil skull and Catstooth pattern

What do you see: Houndstooth or cats with rabies? Obviously my intention was the latter. Super excited to also show you guys my blogging friend Dorra of Didoline's Nails new piCture pOlish collaboration shade, Arabian! You can find it here along with a bunch of other collab and main piCture pOlish shades. 

For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Holo and the prompt is Houndstooth! So naturally I changed it a bit and made the hounds into rabid cats. 

 

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Peace sign dotticure with Trendy Polish by Nim nail art box!

Look at me I'm so trendy! No, not my amazing fashion sense, my nails. Cause I have Trendy Polish's new subscription box on my nails.

I made a fun and easy nail art using all the tools that come in the box. You can find this exclusive nail polish and nail tool box from Trendy Polish by Nim's online store, now shipping in the USA! Use my discount code: SIMPLY for $5 off on your first box! (INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING to anywhere in the US)

 

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Galaxy nail art with holo and flakies

In a galaxy far, far away, there's so much holo and flakies than there's no wars or crime, because everyone is always happy. 

For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Holo and the prompt is Galaxy! Finally! Something I actually listen to and follow accordingly.

 

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FUN Lacquer 2015 2nd Anniversary Collection

ALF;AJ;D;AJFLLKSA;A FLAKIES!!!!

The new FUN Lacquer 2015 2nd Anniversary collection is now available at my fav online polish store for all things holo!!! I've got some sexy swatches of this 8-piece collection for you to drool at:

FUN Lacquer 2015 2nd Anniversary Collection

Halloween freehand design... TGIH (thank god it's holo)

Halloween nails! I tried to be cool and do some freehand Halloween-y patterns... but the patterns literally suck. PAINTBRUSH Y U NO BE LIKE FRENCH NAIL ARTIST?!

For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Holo and the prompt is Damask! Yeah "where is the Damask?", I know. Whatever, it's holo.

 

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Bubble nails trend: WTF?!

Bubble nails um.... wtf?!

It's a trend, maybe it's blown over by now, maybe not, but either way, listen to me rant off some opinions on this epidemic.

 

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Messiest nail art ever - splatter nails

SOMEONE ELSE DID MY NAILS FOR MAAY, HELP ME THEY'RE SO UGLAAYYY

Just kidding, I did them myself, woops, it happens, okay. I tried to do splatter but then nail polish was just everywhere and then it was a mess and then I tried to fix it with holo but nothing could conceal this disasterpiece. For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Holo and the prompt is splatter! There's more holo in the video, I swear...

 

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