My very own holo glitter collaboration collection!!! WHAT

HOLO MY FRIENDS. Today is a day where I will actually write things in my blog. Wow. Amazing.

I HAVE A COLLABORATION COLLECTION WITH FUN LACQUER COMING OUT AHHHHAHFLHA;F'AKFNENHFIFNL;

Okay I said write, and I should have specified in English.

I am so excited to let you guys know that I partnered with FUN Lacquer to bring you my brand new collaboration collection: A six-piece holographic glitter collection (with custom holo boxes to boot) launching MAY 21ST at 11AM EST! The collection will be available directly from FUN Lacquer, as well as my main go-to stockist for amazing indies. A sexy porno video of this collection is now up on my YouTube channel ;)

Pictures, yes?! This post is PIC HEAVY! Wow I forgot what it was like to be an annoying blogger *insert matter-of-fact-girl-emoji here*

Sparkly highlighter rainbow nail art

FINALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BORED IN MATH CLASS. Try out this highlighter-over-silver-holo-glitter look for the most bomb-ass school-supply nails since schools were a thing. I even tested out THREE different kinds of highlighters (there's three different kinds of highlighters? what?) to determine which one yielded the best and most rainbowiest result! I used the new Simply Neat Miracle Mat to perform my experiments. Watch the video below!

 

VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!

Candy Cane Ice Queen nails

I AM A CANDY CANE ICE QUEEN. And my nails and sleighin' tonight.

This full-finger look was inspired by Glam and Gore's recent new look, I just had to put her face on my nails (and fingers)!

I used simply peel first to protect my skin from all the really uniformed stuff I then proceeded to do on my skin... this is why I'm not a makeup artist.

 

VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!

Ugly Christmas sweater nails

Hurray, finally Christmas nails! I mean *Cristmas* nails. Yeah, you'll have to watch my YouTube video for my logic and rationale on that one!

For this edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Festive and the prompt is Ugly C(h)ristmas sweater! I listened to it, but it turned out pretty sweet and not really ugly at all haha! I would wear this any time of year, no lie. I used awesome new 'Ugly sweater stencils' from Twinkled T along with holo glitter from their shop, you can use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!

 

VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!

Elegant Christmas glitter jelly stamping

I did more stamping YAAASSS how proud of me are you right now? So proud, mom.

Uber Chic Beauty threw the well known Uber Mat my way along with some other goodies including plates, stampers, and glitter dust (we all know about my glitter crack addiction) and I gots to playing and this semi-Christmas-but-not-really design emerged!

I got a 10% off code for you too, from anything from their shop! Use code SIMPLY on anything from the Uber Chic Beauty for 10% off! 

 

VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!

My Cat's first Nail Polish - Menchie the Cat!

Holy shit HOLO GLITTER GODS HAVE BLESSED THE LAND AND ALL THE KITTIES IN IT WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PINK WONDER OF THE WORLD!

It's official, my daughter, Menchie, is a porn star. 

Introducing my cat's first collaboration polish, "Menchie the Cat"! She's a light pink 100% holographic glitter in a clear base - straight up holo glitter, just like how I like it. Find it exclusively from Live Love Polish! It's the perfect polish for a holosexual ;)

Menchie the Cat - available now, click here!

 

NAIL PORN ACTION RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!

How to bleed holo glitter for Holoween

OH MY GOD YES GLITTER YES ALL UP ON MY HAND YESSSSSS

For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Holo and the prompt is HOLOWEEN! Muhahahahahah. I had. Nothing. To do. With this.....

So naturally I had to go all out this season and deck out my entire hand. Cause why stop at your nails?! You gotta watch the tutorial for some sexy ass glitter porn ;)

 

VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!

FUN Lacquer 2015 2nd Anniversary Collection

ALF;AJ;D;AJFLLKSA;A FLAKIES!!!!

The new FUN Lacquer 2015 2nd Anniversary collection is now available at my fav online polish store for all things holo!!! I've got some sexy swatches of this 8-piece collection for you to drool at:

FUN Lacquer 2015 2nd Anniversary Collection

Plaid nails and looking back at some better plaid nails

It's setback Saturday... can that be a thing?

I did some plaid nails for this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, because, well, I had no choice: the theme is jewel tones and the prompt is plaid. Therefore I had to put plaid on my nails. Good story, Cristine.

After I was finished I was not really feeling the design and I was all like "well why am not feeling this design tho"... and so I went back in my old plaid nail art archives and things made sense. I was so much better at doing plaid designs years ago, what happened?!?! Guess that's what you get when you commit to the vinyl, gradient and holosexual lifestyle.

 

VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!