My very own holo glitter collaboration collection!!! WHAT

HOLO MY FRIENDS. Today is a day where I will actually write things in my blog. Wow. Amazing.

I HAVE A COLLABORATION COLLECTION WITH FUN LACQUER COMING OUT AHHHHAHFLHA;F'AKFNENHFIFNL;

Okay I said write, and I should have specified in English.

I am so excited to let you guys know that I partnered with FUN Lacquer to bring you my brand new collaboration collection: A six-piece holographic glitter collection (with custom holo boxes to boot) launching MAY 21ST at 11AM EST! The collection will be available directly from FUN Lacquer, as well as my main go-to stockist for amazing indies. A sexy porno video of this collection is now up on my YouTube channel ;)

Pictures, yes?! This post is PIC HEAVY! Wow I forgot what it was like to be an annoying blogger *insert matter-of-fact-girl-emoji here*

Instagram update 2.HOLO

I did my original Instagram nails just a month ago and NOW Instagram decides to change their logo after... how many goddamn years of existence on the internets??? Annoying. 

The logo is strange to me because it no longer looks like a camera (dishwasher? earring? keychain? condom package?) but I am happy it's a rainbow gradient. That's one step closer to holo in my books. Of course I added a holo top coat to perfect it.

 

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Glowing holographic cat eyes

My actual eyes at night:

 

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CHEAT at Watermarble Part 5! (Legit easiest hack)

You've seen me cheat at watermarble once, twice, three times, and four times... and here's a fifth! This one involves literally stealing the watermarble design from the witch. I chose Galina from Yagala as my victim for this round (she enjoyed it) and the rest is watermarble cheat history!

 

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My boyfriend watermarbled my nails

I let my boyfriend watermarble my nails. 

 

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Giant Mochi stamper nails!

A giant stamper?! Why yes, you could stamp your whole hand if you wanted to! (Yes I thought about it, I love these squishy things). I tried out the new Mochi stamper from Bundle Monster and although I admit I am not a stamping wizard, it turned out okay for my standards lol. The idea behind this gigantic stamper is that you can stamp all your nails in one go! I did two different stamps for some random alternating colour action, but the idea behind this is pretty cool! 

You can get this giant squishy stamper from Bundle Monster and use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!

 

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Instagram holo nails to celebrate 1 million followers!

We did it!! 1 Million holosexuals on Instagram! I'm so happy and blah blah blah mushy annoying stuff about it and thank you everyone so much for caring enough to not only look at my nails, but listen to me say random shit about nails and holo and cats and life!

I did a speech thing in this video last week so you can watch that if you like to listen to annoying YouTubers. :) Don't forget to enter my giveaway going on on Instagram for the chance to win $250USD worth of my favourite nail things!!! I wanted to give back some holo to you amazing unicorn souls :)

 

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Rainbow smoke nails | Mani swap with Elleandish!

When acid does great things to your nails!

I was inspired by Janelle of Elleandish to create these rainbow smoke nails! We worked together to bring you guys a "mani-swap", which is a popular concept on Instagram (#maniswap) where two nail artists get inspired by the other to create a nail art, and then BAM, you get 4 awesome manis! Cause 2 x 2 is 4! Yay math

 

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Vegan nail art - New trend and 100% organic

That's it, I'm making a lifestyle change! Last week I did some chocolate nails and I could just feel the chocolate seeping through my nails and into my body stream and I was like YUCK MY NAILS ARE SO UNHEALTHY, gross! Now it's time to fix this and feed my nails some 100% ethically sourced local organic vegan responsible organic veggie goodness. Did I mention these nails are organic? And vegan? They're vegan. In case you didn't get the message, LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE VEGAN, AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. I'm responsibilizing you.

 

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Trippy blue cyclone gradient

You are getting sleepy! No, dizzy! No... turned on! Cause these nails are trippy af and bangin' with that holo top coat. It's back to classic simplynailogical this time, with these reciprocal gradient and nail vinyls nails!

 

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