I'm sure you've wondered how exactly to get the world's thickest manicure, the ultimate layered look, the nails for polish addicts who can't pick just one colour, the POLISH MOUNTAIN!!!
So I went to polish mountain for you, now let me be your guide! You guys challenged me to put on as many coats of nail polish as I could, so I listened because I'm all for useful intelligent hack videos.
Care to out-coat me? If you dare, tag it with #POLISHMOUNTAIN on social media! Also... who knew that Polish also meant something other than nail polish...
THIS IS THE RESULT!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Sunday, 5 June 2016
Playing with glow-in-the-dark nail polish!
Glow, betch! I've never played with glowing-in-the-dark nail polishes before so I played with some glowing-in-the-dark polishes! Nail art using these glowing wonders will follow next week :)
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Sunday, 29 May 2016
Sparkly rainbow watermarble with NO WATER
My nails look like such juicy rainbow candy I'm having a hard time not eating them.
How's about these for some sparkly rainbow watermarble nails over holo involving NO ACTUAL WATERMARBLING? We all know how much I hate that shit. It's pretty much my life mission to find all the watermarble cheats in the land. This one appears most promising so far and it's super easy. Plus the way the cheat is designed it actually begs to be put over holo! Check out the video tutorial to see how it all goes down.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
How's about these for some sparkly rainbow watermarble nails over holo involving NO ACTUAL WATERMARBLING? We all know how much I hate that shit. It's pretty much my life mission to find all the watermarble cheats in the land. This one appears most promising so far and it's super easy. Plus the way the cheat is designed it actually begs to be put over holo! Check out the video tutorial to see how it all goes down.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Thursday, 26 May 2016
Mermaid glow nails using mermaid effect powder
That mermaid glow tho! After seeing the mermaid effect dust floating around the internet, I decided to give it a try!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Monday, 16 May 2016
My very own holo glitter collaboration collection!!! WHAT
HOLO MY FRIENDS. Today is a day where I will actually write things in my blog. Wow. Amazing.
I HAVE A COLLABORATION COLLECTION WITH FUN LACQUER COMING OUT AHHHHAHFLHA;F'AKFNENHFIFNL;
Okay I said write, and I should have specified in English.
I am so excited to let you guys know that I partnered with FUN Lacquer to bring you my brand new collaboration collection: A six-piece holographic glitter collection (with custom holo boxes to boot) launching MAY 21ST at 11AM EST! The collection will be available directly from FUN Lacquer, as well as my main go-to stockist for amazing indies. A sexy porno video of this collection is now up on my YouTube channel ;)
Pictures, yes?! This post is PIC HEAVY! Wow I forgot what it was like to be an annoying blogger *insert matter-of-fact-girl-emoji here*
I HAVE A COLLABORATION COLLECTION WITH FUN LACQUER COMING OUT AHHHHAHFLHA;F'AKFNENHFIFNL;
Okay I said write, and I should have specified in English.
I am so excited to let you guys know that I partnered with FUN Lacquer to bring you my brand new collaboration collection: A six-piece holographic glitter collection (with custom holo boxes to boot) launching MAY 21ST at 11AM EST! The collection will be available directly from FUN Lacquer, as well as my main go-to stockist for amazing indies. A sexy porno video of this collection is now up on my YouTube channel ;)
Pictures, yes?! This post is PIC HEAVY! Wow I forgot what it was like to be an annoying blogger *insert matter-of-fact-girl-emoji here*
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fun lacquer,
glitter,
holo,
holo glitter,
pink,
purple,
swatch
Saturday, 14 May 2016
Instagram update 2.HOLO
I did my original Instagram nails just a month ago and NOW Instagram decides to change their logo after... how many goddamn years of existence on the internets??? Annoying.
The logo is strange to me because it no longer looks like a camera (dishwasher? earring? keychain? condom package?) but I am happy it's a rainbow gradient. That's one step closer to holo in my books. Of course I added a holo top coat to perfect it.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Glowing holographic cat eyes
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bundle monster,
cats,
foil,
gold,
halloween,
holo,
nail vinyls
CHEAT at Watermarble Part 5! (Legit easiest hack)
You've seen me cheat at watermarble once, twice, three times, and four times... and here's a fifth! This one involves literally stealing the watermarble design from the witch. I chose Galina from Yagala as my victim for this round (she enjoyed it) and the rest is watermarble cheat history!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Saturday, 23 April 2016
Giant Mochi stamper nails!
A giant stamper?! Why yes, you could stamp your whole hand if you wanted to! (Yes I thought about it, I love these squishy things). I tried out the new Mochi stamper from Bundle Monster and although I admit I am not a stamping wizard, it turned out okay for my standards lol. The idea behind this gigantic stamper is that you can stamp all your nails in one go! I did two different stamps for some random alternating colour action, but the idea behind this is pretty cool!
You can get this giant squishy stamper from Bundle Monster and use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!
Saturday, 16 April 2016
Instagram holo nails to celebrate 1 million followers!
We did it!! 1 Million holosexuals on Instagram! I'm so happy and blah blah blah mushy annoying stuff about it and thank you everyone so much for caring enough to not only look at my nails, but listen to me say random shit about nails and holo and cats and life!
I did a speech thing in this video last week so you can watch that if you like to listen to annoying YouTubers. :) Don't forget to enter my giveaway going on on Instagram for the chance to win $250USD worth of my favourite nail things!!! I wanted to give back some holo to you amazing unicorn souls :)
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
I did a speech thing in this video last week so you can watch that if you like to listen to annoying YouTubers. :) Don't forget to enter my giveaway going on on Instagram for the chance to win $250USD worth of my favourite nail things!!! I wanted to give back some holo to you amazing unicorn souls :)
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Sunday, 10 April 2016
Rainbow smoke nails | Mani swap with Elleandish!
When acid does great things to your nails!
I was inspired by Janelle of Elleandish to create these rainbow smoke nails! We worked together to bring you guys a "mani-swap", which is a popular concept on Instagram (#maniswap) where two nail artists get inspired by the other to create a nail art, and then BAM, you get 4 awesome manis! Cause 2 x 2 is 4! Yay math
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
I was inspired by Janelle of Elleandish to create these rainbow smoke nails! We worked together to bring you guys a "mani-swap", which is a popular concept on Instagram (#maniswap) where two nail artists get inspired by the other to create a nail art, and then BAM, you get 4 awesome manis! Cause 2 x 2 is 4! Yay math
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Friday, 1 April 2016
Vegan nail art - New trend and 100% organic
That's it, I'm making a lifestyle change! Last week I did some chocolate nails and I could just feel the chocolate seeping through my nails and into my body stream and I was like YUCK MY NAILS ARE SO UNHEALTHY, gross! Now it's time to fix this and feed my nails some 100% ethically sourced local organic vegan responsible organic veggie goodness. Did I mention these nails are organic? And vegan? They're vegan. In case you didn't get the message, LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE VEGAN, AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. I'm responsibilizing you.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Thursday, 31 March 2016
Trippy blue cyclone gradient
You are getting sleepy! No, dizzy! No... turned on! Cause these nails are trippy af and bangin' with that holo top coat. It's back to classic simplynailogical this time, with these reciprocal gradient and nail vinyls nails!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Sunday, 27 March 2016
Tasty chocolate Easter nails
These nails are speggtacular! I had such a craving for chocolate that I decided to eat them all and then take the aftermath of carnage and put the wrapping foils on my nails! Nom nom nom
Hope everyone has a great Easter! And if you don't celebrate, hopefully you celebrate eating chocolate? Chocolate is my favourite holiday cause it takes place all year round.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Hope everyone has a great Easter! And if you don't celebrate, hopefully you celebrate eating chocolate? Chocolate is my favourite holiday cause it takes place all year round.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Unicorn window to your soul
What happens when you put unicorn skin over holo? MAGIC THAT'S WHAT.
I peeled off Charlie the Unicorn's skin (100% ethically and cruelty free harvested of course) and put it over holo and under a pastel gradient with extra unicorn dandruff on top. Yes, I know these don't fit that nicely over my nail, if you watch the video you'll see the struggle!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
I peeled off Charlie the Unicorn's skin (100% ethically and cruelty free harvested of course) and put it over holo and under a pastel gradient with extra unicorn dandruff on top. Yes, I know these don't fit that nicely over my nail, if you watch the video you'll see the struggle!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Saturday, 12 March 2016
Finally! Cat nail vinyls goals achieved!
Ohmahgawdddd the cat's outta the bag! Meow meow meow so much excite! I helped design my very first set of 100%-cat-inspired nail vinyls!!! There's three different styles and you can find them all from Twinkled T! You can use my code SIMPLY for 10% off your entire order too! Isn't that pawsome?!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Friday, 11 March 2016
Unicorn veins on your nails
I HAVE FOUND THE CAPILLARIES OF THE MAJESTIC UNICORN and have harvested them for use in my nail arts. Just like unicorn skins, unicorn veins are made up of iridescent colour-shifting magical properties, but more vascular. Have no fear unicorn PETA groups, these veins were harvested from unicorn organ donors who were all killed in a tragic accident. The unicorns have passed but they have lent their bodies to science!
K this is getting weird.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
K this is getting weird.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Wednesday, 2 March 2016
Oil spill / oil slick nails
I've always had the strange desire to have a toxic-looking oil spill on my nails... primarily because rainbows. So I finally located some foils to do just that! Check out the easy tutorial below!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Thursday, 11 February 2016
Rainbow holo edgy gradient with one-coat holos?!
Time for some holosexual nail porn with ONE-COATER vibrant holos from SuperChic Lacquer!! Yes, you heard me, these saturated af holographic wonders are opaque in ONE PERFECT COAT, WAAAT.
These holos will be restocked in SuperChic's shop on February 12 at 4PM PST/7PM EST. Be there or be no holo and just, bye. Use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
These holos will be restocked in SuperChic's shop on February 12 at 4PM PST/7PM EST. Be there or be no holo and just, bye. Use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
How to CHEAT at Watermarble Part 3
Another way to cheat watermarbles cause I can't help myself...
Stamp it on! I got this awesome watermarble-design stamping plate from Bundle Monster! And you can use my code SIMPLY for 10% off! woooooop I just saved you the frustration of actual watermarbling AND monies. BAM.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Stamp it on! I got this awesome watermarble-design stamping plate from Bundle Monster! And you can use my code SIMPLY for 10% off! woooooop I just saved you the frustration of actual watermarbling AND monies. BAM.
Sunday, 31 January 2016
How to CHEAT at Watermarble Part 2
MOAARR CHEAAATINNNG MOAR! Although in this second edition of How to CHEAT at Watermarble I did end up using water for one hack... but probably not how you think ;) Watch my video below and see how to create these watermarble cheat nails for yourself using the Miracle Mat!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Labels:
blue,
pink,
shimmer,
watermarble,
yellow
Rainbow foil and holo
Rainbow foil plus holo because a rainbow is not a real rainbow without it. For this week's edition of the weekly nail art challenge (WNAC) I co-host on Instagram along with Kristin of Lacquerstyle and Tracey of MissBellaTracey, the theme is Glitz n Glam and the prompt is Foil/Flakes! So I went with the foil side and decided to try out some foil again since I last did over a year ago!
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Friday, 22 January 2016
How to CHEAT at Watermarble Part 1
THE TIME HAS COME! To beat the watermarble system cause, honestly, to hell with that goddamn cup. It was only a matter of time before I threw it in someone's face.
CHEAT WATERMARBLE PART #1: Use watermarble inspired nail vinyls! I get all mine from Twinkled T - you can use my code SIMPLY for 10% off!
Friday, 15 January 2016
Sparkly highlighter rainbow nail art
FINALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BORED IN MATH CLASS. Try out this highlighter-over-silver-holo-glitter look for the most bomb-ass school-supply nails since schools were a thing. I even tested out THREE different kinds of highlighters (there's three different kinds of highlighters? what?) to determine which one yielded the best and most rainbowiest result! I used the new Simply Neat Miracle Mat to perform my experiments. Watch the video below!
Wednesday, 13 January 2016
$200 Nail polish?! Or not.
It's gone down in nail polish history as one of the most expensive nail polishes sold after it's retail discontinuation. Some have snagged it for under $100, some $200, and some, apparently, $700?!?! But why? I investigate.
Here's the 'replica' of the now discontinued Essie 'Starry Starry Night' - this one is part of their recently released Retro Revival collection. You can find it on Amazon (when it's in stock) or on eBay.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
Here's the 'replica' of the now discontinued Essie 'Starry Starry Night' - this one is part of their recently released Retro Revival collection. You can find it on Amazon (when it's in stock) or on eBay.
VIDEO TUTORIAL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ↓!
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